what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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good morning starshine

February 28, 2025

plausible deniability

 

ignorant blissfully

 

without sufficient info

 

recollection     no

 

neither confirm nor deny

 

any allegation

 

location location location

 

in plain sight hiding

 

on park bench sitting

 

dee-dee-dee-dee

dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee

dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee

dee-dee-dee-dee

Aqualung, my friend 

don’t you start away uneasy

you poor old sod

you see, it’s only me

 

cost of living

 

cost of doing business

 

cost benefit analysis

 

circle back

 

close the loop

 

find a way

 

one more cliche

 

flim flam

 

jibber jabber

 

wishy washy

 

herky jerky

 

taxonomy

 

nomenclature

 

do you speak the lingo?

 

gliddy glub gloopy, 

nibby nabby noopy 

la, la, la, lo, lo

sabba sibby sabba, 

nooby abba nabba, 

le, le, lo, lo

tooby ooby walla, 

nooby abba naba

early mornin' singin' song

 

good morning starshine

 

say what you mean

 

for what you wish   careful be

 

issues of life quality

 

mitered precisely

 

aligned perfectly

 

classic beauty

 


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on my left

February 27, 2025

out came the sun

and dried up all the rain

and the fair-weather chuffers

got on their bikes again


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Orange is the new whip

February 23, 2025

Last week I got my hands on a new safety orange hoodie with plans to screen print all over it. So Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to give the new hoodie some black. But when she came there the black jar was bare and so the new hoodie would just have to wait a while.  

 

Friday at Artist & Craftsman Supply I found a fresh jar of black ink but I also found a jar of fluorescent orange, a color never before screened through my screens. It was calling out to me from the shelf. “Look up here. Look up here. Look up here.”

 

The two new oranges (hoodie & ink) will not be working together directly but they’ll be in the same space at different times. They are works in progress as we speak. 

 

Orange whip?

Orange whip?

 

3 orange whips

 

Last year I pulled from a recycling bin a 1981 US Navy Marine Climatic Atlas of the World. It has been an upcycling gift that keeps on giving postcards and various art projects. Chock full of 12” x 20” maps for each month of the year featuring world-wide means and standard deviations. One man’s junk is another man’s orange whip postcard catalog.  

orange you glad I didn't say...

...two actuaries walk into a bar


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"we now join our regular commute, already in progress"

February 21, 2025

Another epic commute to work

 

A herky-jerky train ride sandwiched between two short bike rides like this and like that and like this

 

And then 9.5 hours later, do it all again in reverse order like this and like that and like this completing the round trip so to speak

 

And then 24 hours later do it 

 

ALL AGAIN AND AGAIN 

 

As often as necessary

Reading The New Yorker cover-to-cover or any random book dujour like The Storied Life of AJ Fikry by Gabrielle Zevin (thanks Cat) “no man is an island - every book is a world” 

 

Wordle & Spelling Bee & Connections  

 

With plenty of slack-jaw thousand-yard stares off into space. That’s how I roll in the groundhog-day hamster-wheel work-a-day rat race rut rote route routine

repeatedly

repeating 

repeat

 

 # # #

does the book ruin the movie?

does the movie ruin the book?

does the trailer sell out the entire movie?

does anyone really know what time it is?

does anyone really care?

read a book

read a book

read a motherfuckin book


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this space intentionally left blank

February 20, 2025

if I had a can of spray paint that's not where I would go with it. I'm more of a lowercase g guy.  but as I parked the electric ass bathtub beneath it every day this week at 1320 NE Campus Parkway right around 11:27 am, it's made me smile for various reasons

 


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like it's 1972

February 19, 2025

This book was published in 1972. Chock full of exploded view diagrams and classic hands-on black & white photos of bikes and tools and tools on bikes. I got it at a thrift store some time in the late 90’s. The book was pretty cool, but the cover kicks ass. The go-go boots, the inverted bike repair chat in the park, the all-ages joy ride and on and on and so on.  It was an original painting, specifically done to be the cover of this book. When I go back and find the artist’s name, I’ll let you know.  Or you can get your own copy on ebay and let me know his name. 

 

The other day I was about to chuck it in the little free library when I flipped through it one last time and noticed a few pages of diagrams had already been hacked out. They were probably cut and pasted into an issue of dickstank some time in the late 90’s. 

 

Here and now a few more of those exploded view diagrams are on their way into upcycled postcard status because I decided to tear off the cover and put it in a thrift store 8" x 10" frame to hang on the wall and collect dust like “art”

 


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single malt

February 14, 2025

Poached a page from Shan Jiang's Bicycle Coloring Book

I cannot say "single malt" without thinking of Ali

here's to mid-February, which means it's half way over and on its way to March

 

this book is a wonder to have and to hold. I have no intentions of coloring in it. But I look through it again and again

here's another book you might want to look through on a cold February morning 


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Brooklyn Trail Building bro

February 11, 2025

haven't had that spirit here since 1969

 

3903 Brooklyn Ave NE

Seattle WA  98105


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Shrek the Third

February 8, 2025

a horse a piece

like Steve said

six of one

half dozen 

the other

for all intents

and purposes

as my

trigonometry 

teacher said

too many times

repeating

repeatedly

sometimes

it’s a coin toss

fifty - fifty

heads or tails

mutually 

exclusive

exhaustive

events

however

sometimes

it’s weighted

 leaning

to the lesser

of two evils

making you

choose one

of only two 

choices

 

REO Speedwagon

vs

Styx

 

Mason Road

vs

the Burke-Gilman

 

Busch Light

vs

Keystone Light

 

ranch

vs

bleu cheese

 

elevator

vs

escalator

 

Aberdeen

vs

Hoquiam

 

27.5

vs

650b

 

Shrek the Third

vs

Shrek Forever After

 

 

 

 

 

really?

is that it?

is that all there is?

 


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spelling bee

February 7, 2025

“All the News That’s Fit to Print”

 

doom scroll

suck hole

no thanks

no news

is good news

just the puzzles

please


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book o the month

February 4, 2025

I wasn’t looking for this book. But I guess it was looking for me when it found me at the local library. Now I suggest you look for it.  Neko Case is a true rock star and she grew up right around here “raised by two dogs and a space heater” She spent a lot of time in Whatcom County and Washington state. And much of that time she was alone. 

 

I’m halfway through it but it’s not too soon to recommend that you read it too.  This week’s book of the month. This month’s book of the year. 

 


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spokey dokey

February 1, 2025

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