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November 30, 2011

The progression of time continues constantly consistently although it may or may not be moving linearly people say they’re moving forward and for almost all intents and purposes I agree however I like to keep one lazy eye busy looking retrospectively always aware of what’s behind me and not because I wear one of those cheesy helmet-mounted mirrors but because I have a pretty good memory and the future is sometimes seen through a viewmaster of the past
happy birthday Steve
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they go together like peanut butter & campy
November 29, 2011

it's easier to see what it is, when you can see what it isn't
to shed some light on the negative space
not just looking on the bright side
don't get me wrong...
Have a Great Weekend!
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cod liver oil
November 28, 2011
individually wrapped single serving size
November 26, 2011
kicker of elves
November 24, 2011

It’s thanksgiving which means a lot of things to a lot of people but one thing it means every year is a Detroit Lions game and for the past 20 years that’s meant Jason Hanson, the kicker, kicking on TV, on pace to be the all time greatest kicker in NFL history. If the Lions didn’t suck for so long he’d be the statistical leader in every category that he isn’t already leading. His robotic consistency (600 of 608 PATs) and clean cut image are respectable and admirable and being a place kicker from Spokane I hold a special place for place kickers from Spokane. That and that and that being said, I think Sebastian Janikowski is a bit more interesting to watch, both on and off the field. He is the NFL kicking leader in DWIs, he’s emotional, he can make a tackle and I’d want him on my team when the shit goes down.
Happy Thanksgiving
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wet wool wardrobe
November 22, 2011
BiCyCLe
November 20, 2011

The assassin carried a quiver full of arrows, a strip of jerky, and rode the shadow of a stolen bicycle. --Paul Fattaruso

If the bicycle squeaks, that means something is trying to kill it, however patiently. --Paul Fattaruso

Once a day, the sun shines to the bottom of the well, and with a carefully angled mirror, you can glimpse down to the decaying bicycle. Try to look directly and your head will cast an obscuring shadow. --Paul Fattaruso
Like an angel, the bicycle is born with an innate choreography, which it cannot fail to understand. --Paul Fattaruso
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All of those words are plucked from the book BiCyCLe by Paul Fattaruso. If I had time I’d retype the whole thing here for you, but that would take away from the experience of picking up the book. The smell, the feel, the taste, of words printed on real paper.
Somewhere between prose and poetry, the book is all about bikes in a way that says bikes are all about everything. Perfect for cyclists and or those with short attention spans and vivid imaginations. It even has a few illustrations. It’s right up my alley. Seriously. Literally. Sincerely. For real. Really.
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anticipation elimination
November 19, 2011

somebody is 8 months old today
what's the P for? 2007
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Re: cycling in the margins of utility
November 19, 2011

Ask me about sleep deprivation
and its inverse proportional relationship to hand-eye coordination and then we’ll talk about decreasing temperatures and the resulting buildup of condensation that do point to dew point getting deep into the late calendar pages the steadily increasing chances of precipitation and finally finally I can see clearly now the window to the soul needs a new set of wiper blades.
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drive side
November 16, 2011

Quirky quick release
Skewed skewer askew
Not quite tight aka loose
Noodling soft pedal Q-factoring
Bottom bracket behind the scenes laboring
Resonating Chris King pawl ring singing
Self-inflicted free wheeling
Reoccurring down hill chilling
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great bike ride across Iowa
November 15, 2011

like Chris Murray said, registration for RAGBRAI XL is now open.
The 40th anniversary ride is sure to be a special route and have a huger than huge turnout.
Don't worry about shopping days until Christmas, there are only 248 days until RAGBRAI.
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to look back and say "I did it my way"
November 13, 2011

Richard Sachs is one of the people in my realm of awareness that I can truly say without question “did it his way” and that is one of the reasons I think he’s a badass. He is a role model for craftsmen, artists and small business people everywhere that struggle with a way to make a living making the product they make the way they want to make it, shooting themselves in the foot with their refusal to sell out or compromise or conform to the wishes of outside investors or business advisors. He makes a fine steel bike by hand by himself from start to finish. No outsourcing. No mass production. No bullshit.
Lane Kagay of CETMA racks and cargo bikes is well on his way as well. He is running a one-man show in Eugene making cargo bikes and racks. I’ve admired his products and business plan for years. Soon I’ll be sitting on the saddle of a CETMA cargo bike taking my daughter to the park and grocery store and library. But that’s a whole other story that you can share with me someday soon.
Dave Schneider of Schneider Guitars is another guy to take a closer look at. Being my cousin he’s oh-so-close to the pilderwasser heritage and family tree literally and figuratively being from and working in Cincinnati. I’m not a musician but I know that Dave is “the man” among men in the guitar restoration world and unusual instrument construction. Solo start to finish. By hand.
Cory Bennion of DANK bags is one more guy that’s on the right track right here in Seattle. He’s often referred to by me as “one of the guys down at DANK bags” but let me remind you he is the only guy. He’s a one-man operation, start to finish, one of kind, one at a time.
There’s a Steel Wool song that says “I’m a simple man, I like to work with my hands” and if I could find it online I’d take you there because I am and I do.
I like to silkscreen things onto T-shirts and hoodies and thriftstore merino wool sweaters. People sometimes would ask me to make them t-shirts with specific designs and logos on them for alley cats or special events and I used to say OK. But now I say these are the shirts I make and you can take them or leave them. A Hobson’s choice. A pilderwasser choice. Order any foo-foo espresso drink you want and I’ll smile and serve you up a cup of black coffee. It was never about making a living or making a profit it was about making a shirt I would be proud to wear.
word words word
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complete & total oneness
November 11, 2011

People will realize bikes are the way to get around
If and when the shit goes down
Some people have known it for years
Those in the know know
There’s no reason to wait around for shit to go down
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there's more where that came from
November 10, 2011

white lining white knuckling
lane splitting Lane Kagay
red wine-ing read [winning]
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Any Given Tuesday
November 9, 2011

or Wednesday or whatever day it is
you may find yourself at 1201 2nd Avenue and you may say to yourself this is not my liquor store
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no monthly fee daylight savings account
November 8, 2011

riding home in the dark is the new black
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Free Refills on all fountain drinks
November 7, 2011

variations on the theme du jour
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liquor upfront... ...1183 in the rear
November 6, 2011

99.8% of the time I steer clear here of so-called political things, but as election day approaches Initiative 1183 hits close to home in Washington, the State of. Living here it’s hard to avoid hearing and seeing all the bullshit hyped up advertising featuring fire fighters, nurses and cops with deep pocket funding from the liquor industry that would like to continue to make healthy profits in our current state-run liquor store system and deeper pocket funding from the grocery industry that will start making healthy profits when they can sell hard liquor.
It’s too bad all the advertising dollars spent by both sides of the issue couldn’t go towards something productive and useful for our strapped state government.
I encourage you to learn the facts and vote accordingly.
Beer before Liquor, in the clear.
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counter clockwise chiaroscuro
November 5, 2011
loss of suction
November 3, 2011

To see and be seen in situ in a Mom & Pop corner store holding a road master on the one and only day on the wagon in years but that was so two and a half years ago.
Welcome to pilderwasser if it’s your first time you won’t find any decaf coffee and or non-alcoholic beer here and we don’t ride bikes because we’re worried about the environment and when I say we I mean me and it’s OK to make fun of them if you’re one of them been there done that just a phase they’re going through a stage they’ll grow out of a fluffy trendy thing cause and effect connect clearly there’s correlation while causation is up for discussion but it’s like a chicken-or-the-egg thing where’s the start the finish the end the beginning the commencement the continuum it always seems to come back to the coffee-beer continuum.
Set 'em up to knock 'em down it’s a give and take push me pull you the vacuum isn’t pulling up dirt the dirt is being pushed along by air from a higher pressure zone making its way into the lower pressure space sucky sucky long time What Dyson Would Do is tell me about the loss of suction and its misinterpretation and then I’d tell him about sleep deprivation and hand-eye coordination and then I’d tell him to suck it up.
So here finally in conclusion is a sincere salute to those who came before, those who paved the way, making our journey smoother by pressing the pedestrian crossing button, so we don’t have to wait at the intersection quite as long.
Thank you.
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with this ring
November 1, 2011

the real deal really for real until the real rings ready
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one one - one - one one
November 1, 2011

Here’s to unstructured playtime and the independent development of problem solving skills and and and the joy of holding a friend’s kid even if it’s only until they start crying
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