what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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Sally completed her dissertation and will defend her thesis on goats in Greek Mythology, earning her PhD. She will begin her new job at Café Ladro in April.

Derrick completed his GED class, earning a high school equivalency and will receive a pay increase. He has been the Vice President of North American Operations at Nintendo since 2002.  

I’m not really into video games
Goats are cool, I guess
Whatever

What really matters?
Which is more important?
Will it all make sense in the end?

Sometimes I sit and think
Sometimes I piss in the sink

6 Comments

pissing in the sink is modern man's answer to the lack of a urinal in the home. i saw my cat do it, i thought, shit it's late at night, i'm lazy, the lights are off, and my glasses are far away, how could i miss? turn the water on and your set.

in the bat cave the sink is the urinal and that will be 75 dead presidents for this piece of shit pedal cab

did your cat ever poop on your pillow?

People! Never piss in your own sink! That is strictly a workplace usage.

my dad had two goats given to him once, it took a day and a half to realize what a pain in the ass a goat can be. so a flatlander drives up and saw my father tending to the critters. 'nice goats' says the passerbyer. 'yep' said my father. 'wanna sell them' was the next que. 'yep' my father replied. the goats were loaded up and we've never had goats since.

can't see straight out of my left eye and my other eye won't will not focus housed house d dude are you in NH live free or die and all that old man in the mountain shit Tyler Hamilton mounting Washington maple syrup sharing toothbrushes I know its Vermont... Harpers index word of mouth cabbage brakes seats made of cheese same as it ever was

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