my dad had two goats given to him once, it took a day and a half to realize what a pain in the ass a goat can be.
so a flatlander drives up and saw my father tending to the critters. 'nice goats' says the passerbyer. 'yep' said my father. 'wanna sell them' was the next que. 'yep' my father replied. the goats were loaded up and we've never had goats since.