sky lobby floor 40
to reach floors 37 through 55
please exit to the left
to reach floors 56 through 76
please exit to the right
Paper paper everywhere
and not a drop of ink
You just can’t find a good pen these days
It’s the end of the urgent delivery business
as we know it
and I feel fine
ABC WLM NWL SLM SOL BFD
Call KnR
if you want something done right
then do it right
Pull up a chair grab
a front row seat on the short bus
You’re a real handful
of front brake on a wet technical descent
brake break broke bust boom
Whatever it comes around
welcome welcome to the boomtown
Originals to the Clerk
Copies to the judge and opposing counsel
Sent via legal messenger
In addition another 16 copies to opposing counsel all over Washington Oregon Idaho Montana California and Canada sent via email
And so it goes
Not just a messenger…
don’t write the shit
just deliver it
courier
not displaying any symptoms showing any signs of the backslapping handshaking bro-bra fratboying tallying billable hours for months of drawn out discovery preceding litigation
Just delivering the shit
carrier
Nextel outburst chirper
Carbohydrate loader
Penny nickel dime and paper clip collector
White shoes after Labor Day admirer
Inane conversation sound bite recorder
Over crinkling of potato chip bag (g-dogg) discourager
Slurping latte on elevator preventor
law firm men’s room graffiti reader
Toilet paper tester
Capitol Hill bar regular
Residual lipstick on pint glass inspector
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