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walking the walk

June 10, 2008

52 is the new 72
Winter is the new spring
Road grime is the new tan
CETMA rack is the new station wagon
Walking the walk is the new talking the talk
forest service green is the new taxi cab yellow
Black is the new Black
Urban planning is the new afterthought
Bike lane is the new Olestra
Ambiguity is the new clarity
Fish Stick is the new Corn Dog
Electronic filing is the new Y2K
Intensity is the new polyester
Spoon feeding is the new tough love
Recession is the new economy
Condominium is the new homestead
Pipe dream is the new reality
moustache is the new mullet
Notary is the new fake ID
doublemint-beer breath is the new Lysol-poop air
quitting is the new fad diet
16oz is the new 12oz
Beer is the new what’s for dinner
getting old is the new fountain of youth
39 is the new 28
Airline is the new Greyhound
Denial is the new affirmation
Misunderstanding is the new interpretation
hindsight is the new expert witness
yes is the new I've got a call on line 2
no is the new let me get back to you 



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justin p said...

that shit is priceless. calling clear from cafe zum zum is the new calling clear from the county of king. and that sign now reads 53* Ahhh, summer at last. PS. Milkshake and Corndog said to say "hi," and that they're enjoy beers and shorts/t-shirt weather in Milwaukee.

Posted June 11, 2008 02:21 PM | Reply to this comment

Milkshake said...

says that the Leinenkugels are flowing. It was in the mid 70's and we drank beers on the river. Vacation rules.

Posted June 11, 2008 02:34 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder said...

Leinenkugel is the new holy grail in the 206. Haven't touched a Leinenkugel since I was in Iowa, and a friend of a friend trucked it in from WI. word.

Posted June 11, 2008 10:28 PM | Reply to this comment

Milkshake said...

Leinenkugel. Blatz. Schlitz. Miller. Spotted Cow. Cory the Bike Fixer. OLD STYLE. Leini's Red. Leini's Wheat. Hamm's being the mid to north west bridge. We didn't touch the Budweisser. We came to Brew City to sit in your bars and drink your beers. 4 bars in 2 hours with twice as many pitchers and cigs smoked on principle, this being day three of three. We love Seattle, and Milwaukee is like a midwestern Portland but we can't wait to roll the Illinois, Iowa, Michigan line straight to Toronto to drink more beer and race bikes like proper professional athletes. Happy birthday from us to you Mr. Pildarwasser. We're drinking for you.

Posted June 12, 2008 05:08 PM | Reply to this comment

sam s said...

Minnesota-style pizza is the new Serious Pie. Go to Zayda Buddy's on Leary in Ballard for MN-steezy pizza, but only because they serve Leinie's and Premium Grainbelt (Primos).

Posted June 15, 2008 01:03 PM | Reply to this comment

Milkshake said...

I got two twelvers of Leini's on the plane. We're in the process of killing them now. I'll bring what's left tomorrow. Maybe.

Posted June 18, 2008 03:45 PM | Reply to this comment

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