what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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this one is on the house

December 4, 2025

I met a non-dairy creamer
Explicitly laid out like a fruitcake
With a wet spot
Bigger than a great lake
Took me to the new church
And baptized me with salt
She told me, "liquor"
I am a new man
 
Hot freaks
 
This one is on the house
This one is better than ever
 
I walked into the house of miraculous recovery
And stood before king everything
And he asked me to join him in the red wing
Took me to pie land
Said, "I'm a thigh man"
I will be eternally hateful
 
Hot freaks
Hot freaks
Hot freaks
 
This one is on the house
This one is better than ever
And this one is on the house
This one is better than ever
This one is on the house
This one is better than ever
 
 
 
 
"Hot Freaks"
Guided by Voices  1994
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pilder said...

I met this non-dairy creamer in a dark corner of a lower cabinet in the breakroom at the mothership. It made me smile as I checked the expiration date. Let’s just say it’s over 10 years old. Later, a concerned coworker placed it in the fridge, so it wouldn’t go bad. This one is on the house. This one is better than ever. “Hot Freaks” is only 1:43, repeat as needed.

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