I met this non-dairy creamer in a dark corner of a lower cabinet in the breakroom at the mothership. It made me smile as I checked the expiration date. Let’s just say it’s over 10 years old. Later, a concerned coworker placed it in the fridge, so it wouldn’t go bad. This one is on the house. This one is better than ever. “Hot Freaks” is only 1:43, repeat as needed.