what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

You can slowly feed it into a fax machine if you could find one that works but whatever comes out on the other end won’t pay the rent. 

You can transfer money instantly with PayPal but there’s no money in your account. 

You can download the app but Erica can’t handle a bag of cash. 

You can talk for hours about cryptocurrency but it’s all horseshit. 

You can call a bike messenger. 

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You could write someone a check or just cut to the chase and tell them you’re broke. Happy belated birthday, Pilder!! I think many others too are glad you were born. Cheers old friend!

just moments ago I was talking shit about Ogden Murphy and I thought of you and now here you are. word

Remember how I got fired?! Oof, thank mother fucking god that happened! I’m stoked on life. Also, you’re one of the best coworkers ever. Fuck randy, Doug, and George’s sausage fingers. I take it back. I loved George’s sausage fingers just trying to reach them towards the papers I was handing off, but I was such a cunt to hold the papers just enough out of his reach to entertain my own selfishness to watch those sausage fingers dangle and reach.

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