Replying to
pham, who said...
Remember how I got fired?! Oof, thank mother fucking god that happened! I’m stoked on life. Also, you’re one of the best coworkers ever. Fuck randy, Doug, and George’s sausage fingers. I take it back. I loved George’s sausage fingers just trying to reach them towards the papers I was handing off, but I was such a cunt to hold the papers just enough out of his reach to entertain my own selfishness to watch those sausage fingers dangle and reach.