what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

 got this trusty Timex when I turned off my flip phone and took a 12-year step into the present day with a 4G blah blah blah device that does way too much but actually costs less each month because a big part of phantom flip phone syndrome is reaching into my pocket to check what time it is on that cute little digital screen that lights up when I press the button.

reaching for it but it's not there

ask me about:

phantom ass pocket U-lock syndrome

phantom nostalgia syndrome

Peter Pan syndrome

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I should have take over for Andy Rooney it would have been a seamless transition

12/13/14. Sequential numbers are sequential. And squeaky bike is squeaky. Does anybody really know what time it is? Coffee or beer?

10-4 on the 12/13/14. that won't happen again for a while. I appreciate your attention to detail. The punch line is "when the big hand is on the little hand" but I'll have to tell you the joke later. coffee and or beer. cheers.

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