what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

This morning I saw a crow in the street eating what upon closer inspection appeared to be a full order of chicken pad thai (three stars) that hadn't even shown up on the electronic bank statement as a Visa debit card purchase at Noodle Studio before the consumer chundered out the passenger side window of a coworker's car at 10:30 last night on the way home from one too many shots of whiskey after work went late but now she is sleeping it off as the crows get every last masticated noodle and chundered chicken chunk.