what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

there are two kinds of people in the world…

those that punch a random time on the microwave and watch it go round a while, then stop it when they feel like their food is warm 

and

those that program the microwave timer precisely according to instructions and then wait patiently until the specified time expires before they eat their meal

there are those that make ridiculous two-kinds-of-people statements

and

there’s everyone else

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Some people, me. Put in time using only one number. They have to start it a few time because the turn table is broken and I am to cheap to buy another one. It costs more to fix it then to buy a new one. Snowing in the 01420. Will be a white christmas for the kids. Cheers to all and beers for all.

copy that. Keep that thing going like a Ford Pinto, just don't get too close to it. Some people call them sprinkles and some call them jimmies. Cheers to you and yours Mr. Murray

Jimmies are only the brown ones, the rainbow ones are sprinkles. Some people call jimmies 'shots', but they don't know what they're talking about.

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