Dear Santa,
Please bring me a 57cm Raleigh Port Townsend. You can just tell the elves to make it like this
sincerely for real really,
pilderwasser
This sounds like a job for Sally Claus.
I believe in Sally Claus
I believe Sally Claus has misplaced his pants.... Again...
they say "you'll shoot your eye out" but I say "holy shit" thanks thanks thank you and that six pack of tallboys with the pork rinds that I left on the table christmas eve was for you. Word. Fuckin A+