
please take a moment to complete the following survey
take a guess
make a prediction
flip a coin
read the signs
as if stars really do align
use your words
place your bets
Is it a girl?
or
Is it a boy?
results to this point are fairly even, much like a theoretical coin toss in your probability and statistics textbook, where trends tend towards 50-50, if you ever feel like spending a weekend tossing a penny 275,000 times and tallying the results
the actual boy-or-girl thing will be revealed next week
really
what you hear me saying is
pilderwasser is an expectant father
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