Q: How many beer cans does it take to shim a 25.4 bar up to 31.8?
A: a few, and you’ll need to drink a few more after that until you start to feel like a big fat shim fest is a good idea.
So have another cigarette and keep holding that cell phone upside your head. Or whatever’s clever. If it seems OK today
Ask me about my asbestos pajamas
Q²: Are you always pissed off because you drink so much?
Q³: Do you drink so much because you’re always pissed off?
The fixie kid you wanted to yell at yesterday on the Burke-Gilman trail turned out to be your girlfriend’s sister’s husband’s boss’s favorite boy barista. It’s a small town. Things come around.
Q: Is there a Starbucks around here?
Sometimes you want to go where wearing the same pants everyday is A O K
Q: What’s that smell?
A: that’s dog shit, you stepped in it
Perhaps you need some SPD compatible loafers with the new pilderwasser patent pending dog-shit-shedding-tread® design
le cru et le cuit in a Lévi-Strauss way, I say. Not so much the raw and the cooked in the Fine Young Cannibals way as they say. ¿Cómo se dice shrink-to-fit 501s in a Levi Strauss way?
