what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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July 23, 2010

Hardboiled egg slicer
Antibacterial hand sanitizer
Wednesday night breathalyzer
18-wheel tractor trailer
Full-time yoga instructor
Industrial-sized bolt cutter
Anorexic Elvis impersonator  
Sequential non sequitur
Ironic carbon fiber
5-pound steel riser
Top-mount thumb shifter
Humongous motorcycle lever
Schwinn grip rootbeer glitter
It’s-the-thought-that-counts fender
Platform pedal loafer
Disposable income poster
Dockers commercial commuter


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judy said...

does someone really make platform loafers? if so, I want to send a pair to that radio jerk who chopped up that Georgia lady's speech. He can then kick himself. Always hoping. That docker guy DID ride the bike--right?

Posted July 23, 2010 11:44 AM | Reply to this comment

hostager said...

my transition elite would have raped that guys. geezz what a dumb fuck

Posted July 23, 2010 01:14 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder said...

just so we're clear on this...I'd ride the shit out of this bike until it fell apart and I'd keep the thumb shifters on a flat bar and cutoff the Dockers above the knee

Posted July 23, 2010 07:34 PM | Reply to this comment

cat said...

i dig the shifters and are those sparkle grips? they have to be. please tell me they're sparkle grips. just had my grips gnashed for no good reason and now i have grip envy.

Posted July 23, 2010 07:56 PM | Reply to this comment

nasty-boy said...

i saw this bike rolling down jackson one day, it made me do a double take and i almost crashed

Posted July 23, 2010 10:53 PM | Reply to this comment

pilderwasser replied to cat...

those are official Schwinn issue grips, grips you call sparkle, grips I call rootbeer brown glitter. Just like the sky-blue ones that were on my first Stingray. Just like the pea-picker green ones that now ride on my coaster-brake bike and just like the violet ones on Najwa's work bike.

Posted July 24, 2010 07:21 AM | Reply to this comment

reverend dick said...

Awesome! Horrifying!

Posted July 24, 2010 12:48 PM | Reply to this comment

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