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Beer Tax Increase June 1st

June 1, 2010

Subscribed and sworn to me this first day of June 2010, a new beer tax went into effect in the State of Washington. As I am in and for the County of King residing in Seattle… the man tacks on an additional 50cent tax to each gallon of beer sold. Microbrews are exempt.

In the name of research and your best interests, I hit the streets this morning seeking out more information on price increases and what it all means to Joe Six-Pack, Joe Roadmaster and even Joe 18-pack of tallboys.

Keep in mind a US Gallon of beer is 128 ounces
An 18-pack of tallboys is 288 ounces
A standard 24-can case is 288 ounces
Matt Case is a Flyers fan
A pitcher of beer is 64 ounces
An unpaid lunch break is 30 minutes
A six-pack of tallboys is 96 ounces
A roadmaster is 24 ounces

This additional 50cent per gallon tax will bring in millions of dollars to the recession strapped budget short fallen Washington State economy. However it does not translate directly in ounces per dollar to the guy on the street. The shop owners, the mom n pops, the local bodegas are using it as a reason an excuse a justification and a rationalization to raise the prices 10, 25 even 75 cents per six pack. I don’t blame them. They’re hurting as much as anyone. And I'm prepared to dig deeper into the schmutz covered change at the bottom of my bag to complete the typical roadmaster transaction... $2.20    $2.21  whatever it takes. 

In this economy it’s the man sticking it to Joe Six-Pack. Even though Joe Mercedes Benz could take care of this with a just a few cars bought and sold the usness of we decided to nickel and dime it out of the guys hanging outside of Bensons.  Taxes on candy, bottled water and cigarettes are also up and up and up today.

Wages continue to stagnate as the cost of living rises like oil in the waters of the Gulf of Mexico.

They’re afraid to say it but like Carl Sagan said it’s Billions and Billions and Billions


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Buttercup said...

Like a fuckin' kid in a candy store. It's okay, he's from Alaska!

Posted June 1, 2010 08:05 PM | Reply to this comment

pilderwasser replied to Buttercup...

the one day I hire him for a photo shoot is the one day he's on the wagon. shit. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a roadmaster today. Oh it is Tuesday. or is it I'll gladly pay you with a roadmaster tomorrow for a posed photo today

Posted June 1, 2010 08:09 PM | Reply to this comment

nasty-boy said...

this tax will send rummy further into the poor house i hope the powers that be are happy

Posted June 2, 2010 02:46 AM | Reply to this comment

judy said...

Let me know when the picket line at the Washington Athletic Club goes into place. If Bill Gates' dad can kick in his FAIR share, so can the other rich people.

Posted June 2, 2010 09:16 AM | Reply to this comment

Case said...

Thanks for the shoutout. Go Flyers!

Posted June 2, 2010 10:26 AM | Reply to this comment

rummy replied to nasty-boy...

miss you meatpancake! and your weird mini-heart attacks i used to laugh at until i developed them myself.

Posted June 4, 2010 06:51 PM | Reply to this comment

sylvia said...

it makes you miss jimmy carter...at least he legalized homebrewing

Posted June 4, 2010 11:37 PM | Reply to this comment

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