prime the pump and grease the rails before the WestSide
Ladies and Gentlemen! Upcoming, on this auspicious Memorial Day Weekend, is the 10th and final edition of the West Side Invite!
If you have ever thought about coming to Portland in order to participate in booze and stripper fueled messenger mayhem you'd better figure out a way to drag your sorry asses to the PDX now because come June 1st it'll be all over.
There will be dice rolling, beer drinking, U-Lock horse shoeing, foot downing, track standing, thumb wrestling, short stopping! You'll be asked, nay!, expected to consume painful amounts of coffee and wash that down with a gazillion beers! (maybe not a whole gazillion). You'll Goldsprint until you puke, but there'll be plenty of beer to wash that taste out of your mouth so don't worry. You're going to participate in a main race that will tax both body and mind, and nary a Redbull in sight! You'll see all there is to see in our fair city! You'll meet up with friends old and new to celebrate this great weekend and all of the folk who made it great. Finally, you'll sit around on Monday drinking more beer and having a BBQ while a bunch of yahoos play in the oldest messenger style hardcourt polo tournament in the world! This may or may not be fun, come see which it is.
www.westsideinvite.com
Sincerely,
The Last of the Disorganizers
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