Who’s this behind the bar little miss pixie?
Well hello Gloomy Gus or is it Mr Grumpy Pants?
Where’d they find this one where’s Brian? It is Saturday isn‘t it?
That’s a lot of hard living lumped into one dried out rhinoceros of a man
That’s a spunky haircut I bet she’s in a band or something
Guys like that act as if the world owes them something
but somewhere along the way they stop trying
and start complaining
Gals like that are always the center of attention like lead singers
strutting the attitude and the tattoos I’ve seen it all before
since her parents were in elementary school
I’ve been pouring beer for years
I should write a book about people in bars people in general
I’ve been sitting at this bar for years years
what does it take to get a beer around here?
He’s already giving me the look
bloodshot eyes blend right into cherry red face
Didn’t she see me pull into the parking lot?
if Brian was here I’d be a pint down by now
I’ve got six tickets up
but he can’t see past that platypus nose
“Can I get you a beer?”
“IPA”
“Are you hungry? Would you like to see a menu?”
“No”
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