what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

suit on cellphone:

I’m in the lobby…  …I see Starbucks
but your name isn’t on the directory
and the elevators won’t go to 41

overly friendly bike messenger:

Excuse me sir, I couldn't help but overhear your conversation and I believe you’re in the wrong building.

Your deposition is at 1420 5th, this is 1325 4th and Starbucks is not exactly a reliable landmark in this town.  When you get to 1420, there are three separate Starbucks in the lobby but don’t let that confuse you. Just allow yourself some extra time to find Lane Powell.

Is there anything else I can help you with? 

Have nice day sir, and good luck with your deposition.

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I like to think I'm friendly maybe not go out of my way to help you find lame Powell but point you towards the cheese cake factory friendly, I owe you a soda Smokie thanks for the pick me up and the good company sometimes that's all I need to get by

i like to think i was a friendly one, not so much give you directions or point the cops in the right way towards fleeing perps friendly, but smile and wave at motorists beligerently screaming at me in traffic friendly. follow my travels, and awefull grasp of the english language at http://northcraft.blogspot.com/ peace out bitches!

i like to think i was a friendly one, not so much give you directions or point the cops in the right way towards fleeing perps friendly, but smile and wave at motorists beligerently screaming at me in traffic friendly. follow my travels, and awefull grasp of the english language at http://northcraft.blogspot.com/ peace out bitches!

i like to think i was a friendly one, not so much give you directions or point the cops in the right way towards fleeing perps friendly, but smile and wave at motorists beligerently screaming at me in traffic friendly. follow my travels, and awefull grasp of the english language at http://northcraft.blogspot.com/ peace out bitches!

copy that. copy that. copy that. I waited for you at 1200 5th for 45 minutes before they called me off to go to King, then they remembered you weren't even in this country anymore and you probably weren't holding any C-203s or whatever go geoduck go

I wasn't really waiting for you at 1200 5th but there you were...or was it 1001. Landscaping, ornamental lighting, excellent dispatching. Repeat as needed.

All I need to get by is a cool buzz and tasty waves.

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