what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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Four-Six Day (ą)

April 7, 2010

is that a U-lock in your pocket?

does a lock like that
provide enough security
for a bike like that

trend cycles tend to come around

on an elevator with a guy
who actually stinks more than I do
and he’s not a messenger

socially acceptable but creepy dirty laundry

digging deep
to pull from the bottom
of the pile and reclassify
it’s no longer “dirty”
it’s now in transitional stage
and could go either way

to be as sober as a judge

doesn’t pull much weight in King County
and steer clear of State Patrol Officer
as well as the Assessor

with bloodshot clarity I can see

mostly beer with scattered wine and liquors
dehydration developing overnight
early morning nausea turning to a general malaise
and possible hangovers at higher elevations

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High Roller said...

Got one of them catamalogs for your portfolio there Mr. Wasser. Page 173 is my fave, from "401 2nd Ave S? Is that near 200 2nd Ave W?" to "My dispatcher SUCKS!" to "Whatever." Yeah, whatever.

Posted April 7, 2010 10:36 AM | Reply to this comment

. said...

who has the fed filing against charles a. wilson who threatened to kill patty murray or is that an e-file as well?

Posted April 7, 2010 11:51 AM | Reply to this comment

pilder replied to High Roller...

word. I look forward to holding that in my hands while I drink beer on your couch some day soon. I'm still getting down to your Nipple Driver T-shirt and then it can get down to you.

Posted April 7, 2010 06:44 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder replied to ....

USDC is all e-file now. But you can get your hands on the judge's copies later on and various tidbits like the David Copperfield case or that white tiger that bit what's his name in Vegas