what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

One-One-One Zero. Queen Anne High School condominium conversion sunrise on a new decade.  Toe overlap. Front fender lower leg splatter pattern proprietary mixture of anodized aluminum, brake pad, road grime and rain. Bill Cosby sweater redacted. All you can eat butterball buffet reenacted. All in one. Basket. Fish head soup served with sourdough roll, to go, twice as far with a chocolate bar. Double short Americano. The word got out. Cat got your tongue. What are you eating under there? With a ten foot pole. If it aint broke don’t break it. The observation of national holidays unobserved. The next day spent recouping. Chairs inverted on tables. All the better to mop you with. Lemon scented glass cleaner. Stream or Spray. Ammonia. Don’t make eye contact. Bainbridge Island golf club function on the 8th fairway. What the client wanted was a country mile away from what they asked for. That’s no problem, we’ll be there right away. Do it right the third time. If A then B… coincidence proximity false causality superstition learned helplessness hypochondriac.  Placebos should do the trick for a psychosomatic. Red Beers in morning, hangover warning.  Red Beers at night, not so much.

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buttercup said...

ugh, a red beer at night. what a fright. placebo you say? www.radiolab.org look for the blue/red pill(der).

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