everyone knows it’s windy they know it’s worse when you lie about it the truth hurts more because it’s true Who’s got it figured out? big mouth know-it-all asshole jerk only want what cannot get a firm grasp of the fundamentals the X’s and the O’s a student of the game the kids are out of school weekend warriors all week long making their way downtown today retail hunting and gathering line standing at the post office out the door Santa Claus photo 6th Ave shit show keep creepy Santa away from me traffic cop-o-rama wave You NOT you you left turn right lane for all the marbles heaping helpings of piping hot wort hovering heavy over the neighborhood single serving subscriptions red wine stained lips strained smile stretched into morning toothpaste tastes like chicken watch me eat 50 fucking hardboiled eggs keep it down v-neck argyle sweater vest ubiquitous orange zest squeezed in your eye Jesus Christ pose on the couch on the flip side on the 4th Ave side victory trophy prize consolation keeping score on a scoreboard no one else can see tote home from the County Fair one goldfish in each plastic bag didn’t expect them to live that long relationship recollection clearly calibrated calendar broken up into two-year cell phone contracts Who’s got it figured out? five blocks on a Tuesday law library ASAP if you say so five miles on a Sunday beers in Ballard because I said so
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