What seems to be the problem? Why don’t you tell me Doc? Just take a stab at it A shot in the dark But each swing you take runs around $300 A full battery of tests coming up aces Black and white and puke allover That cat is too fat This cat is too thin Metabolic rates Inhibitors that stimulate Not enough Too much Thyroid hyper Thyroid hypo How about a little middle of the road A visit to Mediumville Not too hot not too cold This porridge is just right