what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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beezy weezy

July 8, 2009

same shirt same shoes same service
same route   different day
pushing the river
upstream uphill upwind
against the grain
all bent out of shape   distortion
misperception  misdirection  recollection
complimentary contrasting colorfully
savant laser focus to detail attention
all wrong  mountainous molehills
arising amounting to nothing
counting beans   beanie-weenie
beezy weezy    trained monkey
replaced easily for less money  
pissy whiney bitchy crusty
salty dried up old messenger
save it      scan it   e-file it
working copy to the judge
hold the mayo
hold it near
keep it warm
keep it to yourself
please advance any and all fees necessary
obtain one exemplified copy ASAP
of each and every life issue of quality  
upon receipt return immediately
and of course    bill us accordingly  
the Prius effect in full effect all around
Puget sound   structurally sound
on paper     theoretically
Look honey, Poor People!
credit card debt standing out
outstanding obligation
open container citation
repeat minor traffic violation
seventeen minute standing ovation

ultimate reality and its ideal manifestation


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DWT secretary said...

*NOTE: to be clear, the terms exemplified and certified are NOT SYNONYMOUS. EXEMPLIFIED is SUPER CERTIFIED in that the judge looks over the clerks shoulder while they are exemplifying.

Posted July 8, 2009 09:57 AM | Reply to this comment

Milkshake said...

Man that was a good one.

Posted July 8, 2009 10:07 AM | Reply to this comment

jon quon said...

hocus pocus joke-us

Posted July 8, 2009 01:00 PM | Reply to this comment

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