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June 24, 2009

One foot. Two feet. Red foot. Blue feet. Satisfaction guaranteed. Double-butted. Oversized.  Ovalized. Friendly. Condensed tomato paste. Add MSG to taste. Wholesome and delicious. All you can eat. By the pound. By the book. Buy the book. It lasts longer. Take a picture. Take a furlough day. It’s coming up hairballs everywhere.  No shirt No shoes No shit.  Sheet metal screws. Upholstery tacks. Goof-off.  Industrial strength. Acetone. Set the tone. Giving the dog a bone. There you go. Prosciutto. Holy Swiss cheese. You got it. Wholly. All the way. Way. Provide three forms of photo ID. Empty your pockets. Price check on aisle four. For Guinea pig bedding at $3.29. She’s a friend of mine. How do you walk around with those things? Apply additional shipping and handling fees. Please. Pleased to meet you.
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jon quon said...

please please use the revolving door

Posted June 24, 2009 01:36 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder replied to jon quon...

10-4 that's just what I was thinking

Posted June 25, 2009 08:54 AM | Reply to this comment

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