multi-tasking half-assing three things at once the same mistake made again then again three times subdivided attention beautiful Zen-like complete absence of comprehension zero information retention
what?
bikelane to the danger zone setting you up to get doored no really that really is horseshit
the shortest line takes the longest express lane with the slowest checker takes forever and ever 15 items or less more or less
traffic mitigation devices road furniture popping out invoking worn out Helen Keller jokes evoking nursery rhymes sometimes
who?
low rent ambulance chaser hair club for men charter member double breasted yellowing tweed blazer wide lapels neither here nor there polyester action slacks riding high past their prime tasseled loafers pronating heels worn unevenly low low overhead taken to lower lows attorney-client privilege extended to the third floor courthouse men’s room confidential conversation handicap stall speak up flush twice excuse me counselor are those your originals getting soaked near the urinals
