no causation no compensation just a truckload of correlation seriously sidewalk surfing comes naturally when you get to be my age saliva-soaked perforated page dog-eared by the cat Polaroid popsicles taste fine to a feline hiccups hands down your pants down around your ankles swollen sore red cankles spoons full of sugar help the insulin go down heart palpitations chest pains who doesn’t like presents but what we have here is too much future not enough presence the doctor said try to work a little RAGBRAI into your daily life I said cool did you learn that in med school I have no desire to see your excrement please please read the fine print that thing and that thing could get together and hook up producing viable offspring same species amazing Add Comment