what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

be more like cousin Milicent
get out of the house get a job

getting older slowing down
partly age rosemary and time

one small pack of gum
one giant 30-pack of beer

all the digits were there
dyslexically bedazzled       out of order
 
going down in history
with the wrong number

genuflected in the mirror
off the glass and into the net

bar stool philosophizers
bar end shape shifters
 
third trimester beer gut t-shirt
tucked into Motorola bib shorts

I am not talking typical Cap Hill hipster rude
I am talking want to deck a bitch rude ***

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yelp this. If I started a yelp site for elevator encounters with messengers it would be full of horseshit stories just like that. If you can't find a place to eat without looking online maybe you should harden the fuck up and go to the grocery store. "...and then the messenger said 'No' when I asked to see the rest of his tattoo and I said 'sorry, for talking to you. OMG he was sooo rude. And I'm not talking government worker rude I'm talking homeless guy pissing rude'

For Fuck's Sake, if you want fast service, go up the street to Taco Time. Then go get a beer at 7-11. Fuck-wit!

new tin of altoids thanks marcelle...no really thanks

expectations are horseshit. and this weekend I learned yelp is an application you can put on your iphone. add that to the long list of shit i didn't learn from my well rounded liberal arts education.

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