listen up loosen up harden up there’s a screw loose in the dual pivot splash some apple juice and get over it three days ago there they go brake pads squealing like Ned Beatty a pretty mouth you sure got you don’t want to be that guy but it’s too late you already are take a number get in line now serving: nine hundred ninety-nine Memorial Day but soft what light through yonder window breaks it is the WestSide and so on dust off your white shoes prepare to pay more at the pump rub it in sunscreen streaks on your cheeks me gusta mucho douche bags in name tags floundering jaywalking upstream to the Convention Center not from around here I reckon getting stupid in all new ways 29 years ago Mount St. Helens blow blown up shown up grown up
