what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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the revolution will not be anodized

April 14, 2009

Reviving old bagels with BBQ sauce
dipping in the name of chicken nuggets
inhaling stale pizza from 88 Lenora
counting calories
efficiently deficient
completely depleted
post-Easter recon mission
reception candy dish position
fragrant pleasant disposition
refined white sugar
bleached white flour
enriched white rice
lost at sea    white noise
servings per container ship
100,000 units made in China
loading and unloading only
restricted in the red zone
one call per customer
any available courtesy phone
they said the same thing
about the fax machine
please excuse our mess
we are open during recession
sweater vest just for breakfast
sensible shoes comfortable haircut
Christensen O’Connor Johnson & Kindness
   biscuits mopping up excess gravy
Lane Powell Spears Lubersky
Are you fucking kidding me
how can I get a job here
that person in the mirror
is closer than they appear
to the edge
answers may be found
next time around

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Kirk R. Dungan said...

Funny thing one of my wifes friends used to work as an attorney for the Anchorage office of Lane Powell Spears Lubersky. My first hint that something might be fucked up with that firm were your passing references here. She left and got a nice little in house gig, pays better less stressful and all that. She's much happier and healthier. Yet she gives most of the credit to her naturapath (sic). I just wanna say. "Girl your free now, might as well stop and get one of those McGriddles you like on the way to your new job that dosen't suck."

Posted April 15, 2009 11:24 AM | Reply to this comment

McGriddle said...

Dude, i'm hella the shit bro.

Posted April 15, 2009 01:12 PM | Reply to this comment

Kirk R. Dungan replied to McGriddle...

It came up in conversation once. Too hear the woman talk, that McGriddle was a moment of true bliss in her morning and perhaps the only joy she could expect until it was time to go home.

Posted April 15, 2009 09:53 PM | Reply to this comment

McGriddle said...

Now McGriddle sad.

Posted April 16, 2009 12:26 AM | Reply to this comment

Kirk R. Dungan replied to McGriddle...

Don't be sad you helped a nice lady survive a stint at an unpleasant law firm. I imagine as her health and happiness improve with her new better job, one day soon she'll pull into that drive-thru and take you lovingly into her hands again.

Posted April 16, 2009 05:43 PM | Reply to this comment

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