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March 18, 2009

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At 7:04 am in Issaquah Peggy walks from the kitchen into the garage and plops in the Prius for her drive into Seattle where she works on the 41st floor of a 50 story office building and parks her car in a subterranean parking garage down on level D. She takes one elevator up to the lobby where she switches to another that takes her to 41 where she fidgets around and rustles papers and gives off the appearance of working for a couple hours then she goes down to the lobby for a soy mocha with extra whip which she believes will taste great with one or two of those cupcakes that Darlene brought in for St. Patrick’s Day. Darlene always goes all out on the Hallmark Holidays with colorfully coordinated festive outfits that appear to have been assembled when Jimmy Carter was in office. Today Darlene has a blinking green LED pin on her green turtleneck that says “I’m not Irish, kiss me anyway” Peggy is grateful for the distractions and glad to have one more reason to gather round the candy dish the cookies the cupcakes. The green cupcakes. The morning coffee break on days like this easily absorbs an hour.  Then she goes back to trying to exude that work-like appearance for a little while until lunch comes around and she can go down the lobby café for a cup of corn chowder with extra bread, a bacon cheddar croissant and a Diet Coke.  After lunch Peggy gets another coffee break and will then have a couple more hours of trying to look like she’s working. Then she can go back down to level D and plop in the Prius for the drive home. It was a good day. Darlene’s cupcakes were so good. She won’t tell her secret ingredient but Peggy is pretty sure it’s sour cream. That question hangs on in her mind and it never really occurs to Peggy that she didn’t set foot outside today. Or yesterday.  Peggy will not go outside this week.  She won’t see the sun. She won’t  feel the rain on her face. She will breathe only air that is cycled through the Prius climate control system or the building’s monstrous HVAC system installed in 1962 and overhauled once in 1985.  She wears a sweater and keeps an extra one at her desk. Peggy doesn’t even have a window on her floor and if she did it would not open.  Peggy gets what she needs through a 17” monitor on her desk.
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Justin P. said...

I Know it looks like Leland's nipples are out, but he's not smuggling raisins, he just wears two cowboy shirts at a time, so the breast pocket buttons stick out hella.

Posted March 18, 2009 01:38 PM | Reply to this comment

jon quon said...

Peggy eats cupcakes, harden the fuck up peggy, pilder never met a beer he didn't like spot on pilder

Posted March 18, 2009 06:19 PM | Reply to this comment

Peggy said...

I'm sad, and unhappy. :)

Posted March 18, 2009 07:25 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder replied to Peggy...

just ignore it. It will go away.

Posted March 18, 2009 10:59 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder replied to jon quon...

word. But hey Quon, you're not in the picture...sleeping through the RV again. 10-9 I was on an elevator will only get you so far

Posted March 19, 2009 09:48 PM | Reply to this comment

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