what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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March 12, 2009

In this case the wagon is like an arbitrary deadline with no logic or reasoning to support it. No parole officer. No medical reasons. No random drug testing program. No parenting agreement. It’s losing momentum and has a slow leak in the motivation sector. And because I said so only goes so far. It’s played out and has run its course. The goal for all intents and purposes has been reached.  The wagon is gently rolling to a stop and I plan to get off.  Just like I got on. Because it was there. Because it had never been done. Because I said so.

Aside from the obvious things like blood alcohol level and intoxication, diet, appetite, a liver like Jerry Garcia, caloric intake, monetary output, hydration and diuretics… I also paid attention to boredom, routine, routes, habits, reflexes, energy levels, sleep patterns, attitude, anger management and poopy pants.  Biological, physical, physiological, psychological, sociological, logical, intellectual, sexual and financial data were also collected, recorded and archived for use at later date.

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George was another fixture in the bar, a salesman working, like me, in the furniture warehouse. He drank beer all day, chased with shots of peppermint schnapps so that his breath would smell fresh, as though he’d just brushed his teeth. Like most drunks he had the baffling notion he was getting away with it, fooling everybody. I felt sorry for George because he wasn’t fooling anybody and couldn’t see the truth, that he was being tolerated and temporarily ignored.

Brick Wall

Charles D’Ambrosio


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pilder said...

Scott Noble got away with it for 16 years, fooling, not everybody but enough people to get reelected 4 times. Then he took a u-turn on I-5. He'll get a slap on the wrist and step down with full benefits. Bobbi Bridge got away with it and she's sitting on the Washington State Supreme Court.

Posted March 13, 2009 08:08 AM | Reply to this comment

Juan said...

Fallin' off the wagon can be a painful ordeal, with plenty face lost to the pavement. Stepping off with eyes wide open and a return ticket in vest pocket is a much better way to show. After a certain age there's nobody but one's self to keep the inner monkey from taking the wheel and driving the bus to the dump.

Posted March 13, 2009 11:39 PM | Reply to this comment

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