That 3 gallon jug of water
makes your bag really heavy
You’re really thirsty
What are going to do now?
It costs 3 cents to make a penny
What’s the point?
Your headache medicine
Gives you stomach cramps
Your stomach medicine
Gives you diarrhea
Your diarrhea medicine
Gives you headaches
Think about it
actuaries count on you not knowing
insurance companies thrive on paranoia
pharmaceutical companies won’t tell you
attorneys profit because you don't know
doctors are getting kickbacks all around
Your 5th grade teacher told you
and you didn’t believe her
4 gills = 1 pint
2 pints = 1 quart
4 quarts = 1 gallon
31½ gallons = 1 barrel
2 barrels = 1 hogshead
A beer & wine retailer suggests a ¼ barrel (aka pony keg) of beer for most parties and a ½ barrel only if you’re expecting 150-200 people to show up
I suggest a ½ barrel if you’re expecting 15-20 messengers to stop by
Some messengers can and will drink as much as 10 people
a keg of beer is only 15 gallons
Hey Steve, you can't see me right now but I'm flipping you off
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