
animals from the enclosure often sit in the sun at feeding time
Act natural
Act normal
Act accordingly
You could just be yourself
Feign ignorance
Play dumb
Play nice
Is it raining?
The inscrutability of a messenger
on an elevator and the weather
Is it raining?
He said it again louder
I looked in his direction
take it from here
Proactive reaction
don’t forget plan ahead
Set an alarm but wake up before it goes off
Control
Preventive maintenance
Scheduled obsolescence
Control
You’re the one telling them how it is
The government worker
Was always on time never worked late
The government worker
Taped a chain of paperclips to his pen
The government worker
had a nonessential career spanning 35 years
The government worker
retired and died a week later
The government worker
Got the job done
If not that day
Then the day after
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