what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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baggage

January 20, 2009

What’s your 20?
What’s your next stop?
What’s your line?

maybe perception is reality
maybe it’s fiction
maybe I had a few            you had a few too

that’s not a 12pack
that’s an Animal Pack
simple understated elegance

a solid substantial suitcase
288 ounces of beer
convenient single-serving containers

get a handle
get a grip
get on with it                  carry on

Please stow your bag
in the overhead bins or
under the seat in front of you

a happy day and then you pay
you feel like Schmidt the morning after
say yes                 HG Selfridge said

the recollection of quality remains
long after the price is forgotten

I remember the price
got the receipt right here
the quality of the hangover
is a recollection of the beer

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4 Comments

sirena said...

now that's the kinda baggage i can get behind!

Posted January 20, 2009 06:53 PM | Reply to this comment

Shake said...

Legend has it that if you get the Schmidt with the bear eating the salmon you get super bear powers. I'm not sure what the pheasant packaging brings you though. Maybe nice plumage?

Posted January 20, 2009 08:07 PM | Reply to this comment

Case said...

Now, I'm not one for semantics or running corrections, but this is beer and this is serious. A suitcase have 30 beers in it.