what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

Craig Etheridge photo

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don’tcha wish your lawyer was a freak like me?

I’m an attorney, I need it right away  
“the line starts over there” the clerk will say

He was authoritative in a senior partner way
But he wouldn’t accept service on the firm, not today

She was brilliant in a Harvard Law way
But she couldn’t change the date stamp, no way

What exactly do you do all day
Lingering in the cafeteria, the K&L Gates way

She's drab in a sensible shoe way
Pro se…    I’d say

He was suave in an acid wash denim mullet way  
Lane Powell all the way

She's attractive in a Dorsey Whitney way
a few steps above Schwabe but far from Perkins Coie

don’tcha wish your lawyer was a freak like me?

10 Comments

Are you allowed to take a shower at K&L Gates if they're a client? Or is that stepping over the line of getting free soda?

if you deliver stuff to klg gates can you have a soda. those showers sound like a good place to be. Where are they again?...

One of my wifes friends worked for the Anchorage office of Lane Powell. She made partner and the same week she got an offer for a third more in pay and easily half the bullshit. Of course she took it. BTW Perkins Coie Anchorage has one of the nice office and when the next big quake hits it'll slide right into the mud flats. Anchorage your northern most suburb.

This reminds me of an attorney I met in the IBM building years ago. He was so frustrated that I was pissing in the enclosed stall that he had to talk to me about it. He claimed that messengers were pissing all over the place and should be doing there biz in the stand up urinals (Toby, you remember this story...RIP). After a few pissy words between us, I left and went downstairs and had a cup of coffee. The next day with my full bladder, let's just say the toilet wasn't working on the 19th floor and a mop was needed. Nuff said. Happy nude year, we'll catch up soon for a roadmaster as soon as I come out of the shameber. Don'tcha wish your Pilderwasser hot like me.....don'tcha?? I need it right away you frickin doucher!!!

you can take a shower at Gordon Polcer. And the best part is drying off with paper towels, ask Rocker Dave.

I need that Roadmaster right away. Which reminds me of time no longer Large Law Firm Heller Ehrman...called all the messenger companies about shit being smeared on the mens room wall. Because a disgruntled lawfirm employee could never smear their own feces on the wall, it had to be a messenger.

Is shit smearing frowned upon? No one has ever told me not to. There should be a sign.

craig ehteridge photos never seem to load properly. why this?

What are you talking about? That blue question mark kicks ass!

now you tell me

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