
Less is more or less
overdressed underdressed
confident comfortable
I’m impressed
nothing more nothing less
pedestrian chicken dance
duck duck duck goose
say hello to my little friend
Mr. Jim Beam
he lives close to another friend
Major Lee Housed
Out in left field
Out to lunch
Out in the cold
sitting on the steps
the only thing between me and hypothermia
the only thing between my ass and those steps
a fat stack of divorce papers
fortified by fatass divorce lawyers
insulated with inflated billable hours
belching away the one and only chance
to make a good impression
on a mind that was made up long ago
Raise your hand if you’ve
eaten the special at the Logan Deli
and Café Zum Zum
in the same 4 hour stretch…
a normal man would be in the hospital
it’s all about me
it’s all about calories
What should I do?
do what you say
or do it the right way
Do what you love
and the money will follow
that thing you love
right out the window
You can’t afford to
You can’t afford not to
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