Angels are messengers but Messengers are not necessarily angels What was your first clue …yeah me too Toting around an imaginary friend enclosed in a Velcro pouch with a bunch of bike tools Don’t you know I’m loco In loco parentis Parenthetical theoretical hypothetical Hypodermic epidemic academic horseshit horse shit Please use the revolving door Take the freight elevator Take the long way home Keeping track the phases of the moon Does anyone really know what time it is It’s not too late it’s just really early zip ties twist tie a bread sack on each foot Peanut butter and banana sandwiches all around Keeping score in the fourth quarter We’re all winners here however It’s not about winning there’s no team in fuck you