what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

it was what it was
it will be what it will be
it is however neither then nor there
it is here and now
it is what it is

no experience necessary

You might be a messenger if you’ve been on the road for 10 years and you’re expected to train some kid

You might be a messenger if you’ve been on the road for 10 years and you’re being trained by some kid

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when I was your age I got radio and purple vest and I was dispatched out the door. "Go get em champ". OJT. Live and learn. Please make a note of it. Don't do it again. Push button get kibble. In the Skinner box of downtown Seattle. Reinforced behavior, but I'm not sure if it was positive or negative.

did you catch the kid dead center in that photo? i swear to god he looks just like jewell!

It is what it is; bullshit

I'd like to risk my life from 325 WLN to 218 1st S #400 for $4 please. Thanks for the purple jersey, this is the best job ever! Oh, hi Jeff Clifford, say, can you please get me a job at 766 Thomas? I'm losing my fucking mind here at 412 Fairview ave N

obviously you can"t be a messenger with that kind of routing. The ad clearly states apply in the alley at 1916 and a half fourth. don't make me dispatch you again. R.I.P Buckys

yeah Case, the Doody Wong was at 216 1st South and when we called you into base it was 411 Fairview North (in the alley) maybe that's why that teener took you so long. No you don't get wait time. No you don't get an address correction.

Have you seen these things? I'm selling them(they look like this) o"(except they're on my leg below the waist) p.s. Buckys isn't hiring.

Shit shit shit shit! That fucks everything up! My dispatcher is a fucking asshole! What's his name? Mike, that's right, he's the one doing blow all day and giving bad addys to the 2 week kid. Remember that guy? Hell, he'd have blow on the rims of his glasses.

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