what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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I don't want to be That guy

September 22, 2008

She stated she was authorized to accept
the good with the bad
and claimed to be ready for
A long term relationship
Hold on   I said
I’m just looking for the registered agent

I’ll be the custodian of records
You be the subpoena duces tecum

You be the named defendant
I’ll be the summons and complaint

I’ll be the petitioner
If you’ll be the respondent

I’ll go Pro se
If you take me to Ex Parte

For no apparent reason at odd times visions of Third Avenue pop into my head accompanied by a deep sense of boredom. 516, 720, 999, 1111, 1218, 1904, 2112, 2505, 2901.

If we all wore
reflective orange safety vests
they’d lose their effectiveness  

I have 2 or 3 dispatchers. They work in close proximity. Their desks nearly touching. They do not however work together. Someday I’d like to introduce them to each other.

If anyone out there knows a one or two syllable word that means the opposite of “inspires confidence” let me know and I’ll key it into my Nextel in place of “dispatcher

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800 5th said...

When are they going to tear out those trees at the bottom of the photo and put in a parking lot?

Posted September 22, 2008 07:14 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder replied to 800 5th...

look at how vanilla milquetoast the city looks. We need to tear up those trees and keep the monochrome going. I have met Mayberry and you're pretty fucking close.

Posted September 22, 2008 07:42 PM | Reply to this comment

RedKev said...

I'll inspire some confidence in you. I'll get from 45th & Sunnyside to 300 Elliott Ave W at 16:00 in 8 minutes if you pay attention, but I've only got time to say it once. Maybe you're playing the wrong game. Maybe you're calling the wrong number.

Posted September 22, 2008 08:33 PM | Reply to this comment

TreeBeard replied to 800 5th...

They did! The trees got to stay and the parking lot is underground. Now wtf are they going to use that fed building for? And when the f will 5th ave be done??? And how many beers have I had today...

Posted September 22, 2008 09:47 PM | Reply to this comment

Justin said...

enough to not have noticed that the only parts of 5th ave that are done are the parts that matter.

Posted September 23, 2008 01:54 PM | Reply to this comment

Justin said...

enough to not have noticed that the only parts of 5th ave that are done are the parts that matter.

Posted September 23, 2008 01:56 PM | Reply to this comment

22225 4th replied to Justin...

enough to post the same thing twice

Posted September 23, 2008 01:57 PM | Reply to this comment

atomC said...

doubt

Posted September 23, 2008 04:30 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder replied to atomC...

word. So far I've gotten: bummer, horseshit and doubt. Thanks.

Posted September 23, 2008 06:23 PM | Reply to this comment

discourage said...

three syllables, sounds like dispatcher

Posted September 23, 2008 09:27 PM | Reply to this comment

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