what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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September 13, 2008

The double diamond bike frame design has been around since day one or at least since the early morning of day two. Not a whole lot has changed over the last 100 years. Things are lighter and more colorful. Smooth. Shiny. Fluffy. Trendy. But the bikes you’ll see at Interbike next week are not really that different from the bikes Archibald Sharpe was talking about in 1892.

I held the door it’s true
that doesn’t mean I wanted to
have sex with you
But I do
I would
I will
We could
take the elevator to the penthouse
Personal service only
A pickup and a delivery
 enveloping the entire package
Call when complete
 rush roundtrip notary signature
obtain exemplified copy of the order
get the complaint no exhibits
 
got no complaints

Are you a courier?
No I’m a Gemini
Let me see your ID
Step through one more time
What’s that in your pocket
Take off your belt
Assume the position
 


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adam said...

i really like this one, the poem.

Posted September 13, 2008 04:13 PM | Reply to this comment

RedKev said...

Have you smelled the furry bike after it rains?

Posted September 13, 2008 10:40 PM | Reply to this comment

critic said...

good good poem, but i am going to need more mailer and less cowbell.

Posted September 14, 2008 08:21 AM | Reply to this comment

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