what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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steady as she goes

August 14, 2008


Windows that don't open
recycled air conditioned elevator music
reflected diluted sedated in the glass
That’s not possible.
Those streets run parallel
Anything is possible
It’s not reality. It’s poetry.
Are you kidding me?
Meet me on the corner of Pike and Pine
I can be there in a matter of minutes
Just because you can’t make sense of it
Is it all nonsense?
If 35 people read this sentence
And 34 of them thought it was horseshit
That’d be fine with me
if the 35th one smiled and said yes
Yes. Right on. It’s all worth it
If I can get Bill Strickland’s attention
I’m honored. Thank you.

Wednesday was a whacking day
Today is my Thursday
If we met on Facebook
It’d be a Tupperware lunch date and
Her preparation might be intimidating
With both hands on the hands-free headset
The green carpeted bike lane fueled
An even greater false sense of security
Wicked green pebble impregnated road rash
An industrial sized tub of Ogden Murphy breath mints
Wouldn’t be enough

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schmuck-a-luck said...

i piss on Hellsel Fetterman's GRAVE!!! EAT A DICK K&L GATES!!! (woooo! ooooow! hooooot!)

Posted August 15, 2008 06:46 PM | Reply to this comment

RedKev said...

Have you been on wet AstroTurf? Since I am from Houston, I can speak with some authority on the subject. Since you must wear different shoes on wet turf, I guess you must change to "turf tires" in a month or 2. Try finding those at your local bike shop.

Posted August 16, 2008 08:05 AM | Reply to this comment

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