what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

10-9

What if you wore a white bike helmet, a Credit Agricole cycling cap and a reddish shirt to work on Wednesday August 6? And what if you were dispatched a pickup at One Union at 11:27am? And what if you saw a couple other messengers doing the same thing at the same time on the same day?

One of these kids is not like the others…or maybe all of these kids are just like the others.

Onions & honey
Pickles & cool whip
Garlic & massage oil

yes & yes again

sweat
sweet
so what

a bruise on my ass
near my back pocket
looks surprisingly similar to
an ass-pocket U lock

Who knew?
 

3 Comments

Answer #1: I'd probably jerk off in my favorite, local, downtown bathroom. Answer #2: Borrow Corey's J-Lo sunglasses to keep me from going blind in that god forsaken court yard. Answer #3:Give 'em the FINGER.

hey lets hear it for hilarious comments at 1:04 am Pham! hey duders, was the photographer wearin the same wacky gettup?

10-4. Me and Justin and Craig sat on the steps at One Union until we spotted an attractive woman walking by wearing a red shirt and a Credit Agricole cap. Then we politely asked her to snap a photo of us because she declined to pose for one with us. I missed my noon Kings, Justin had to go "straight to base" and Craig had to pretend he had a flat tire.

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