what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

Dank Nextel Coozie.

Once again the guys at DANK have produced a winner. Multitasking efficiency. Keep your finger on the button, keep your hand on the beer. Stand the-fuck by with confidence in style.

Did you get the memo?

August 6, 2008



To:         You

From:     The Man

Subject: Consumer Confidence


Due to rising fuel costs, everything in your life is now more expensive.

Due to rising fuel costs, you will not receive a cost-of-living pay increase this year or next year or the next.

Suck it up.

koo koo ka choo Mrs. Robinson

2 Comments

thanks Cory! did you notice that the Nextel Coozie stands up on its own, and doesn't get knocked over~

I copy rising fuel costs.No helmet-us$103,running the red light-us$100,getting a break on the blown stop sign,and being able to tell officer E.A. Smith to use the google 'cause there's been a helmet law in 98121 since 2003-us$priceless. See ya at the magistrate.

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