what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

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May 19, 2008

Push the button   wait for it
Assume the position
Get it on --- go --- get on it
Not that we’re close, just proximate
when the doors open on your floor
It’s OK to get off
Held afloat by surface tension
soap could end it
Held up by tension under the surface
Soap won’t be helping me
out with those American thighs
Muffin tops all around
All round and warm
Coffee and donuts
compliments of building management
not for messengers, NO, none for you
Fake it until you make it
Shake it don’t break it
took your mamma nine months to make it
Relatively light, floral, extremely drinkable
Doomsday IPA
You won’t see it coming
Maybe it’s better that way
my way  your way  anyway
Where and when?
  there and then
   that was that
     Here and Now
                      this is it

 

I'm a lowbrow but I rock a little know how

 

 

Upper respiratory distress, congestion, post nasal drip and expectoration. Prolonged by sporadic physical exertion, excessive use of alcohol, dehydration, sleep deprivation and over exposure to the sun on the first hot weekend after a long chill spring.

Suggested treatment includes:

You do a little dance then you drink a little water
Eat some food
Get some sleep
Repeat
A lot

And like Milkshake said,
High quality beer in less quantity
As opposed to
Low quality beer in huge quantity

give it away


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milkshake said...

I also enjoy quality beers in large quantities, as long as they're not from Australia. I've had like twelve of these things and I can still see straight. Give me some Bridgeport. Hello Portland!

Posted May 20, 2008 10:27 PM | Reply to this comment

milkshake said...

I also enjoy quality beers in large quantities, as long as they're not from Australia. I've had like twelve of these things and I can still see straight. Give me some Bridgeport. Hello Portland!

Posted May 20, 2008 10:28 PM | Reply to this comment

milkshake said...

I also enjoy quality beers in large quantities, as long as they're not from Australia. I've had like twelve of these things and I can still see straight. Give me some Bridgeport. Hello Portland!

Posted May 20, 2008 10:29 PM | Reply to this comment

milkshake said...

I also enjoy quality beers in large quantities, as long as they're not from Australia. I've had like twelve of these things and I can still see straight. Give me some Bridgeport. Hello Portland!

Posted May 20, 2008 10:30 PM | Reply to this comment

milkshake said...

I also enjoy quality beers in large quantities, as long as they're not from Australia. I've had like twelve of these things and I can still see straight. Give me some Bridgeport. Hello Portland!

Posted May 20, 2008 10:31 PM | Reply to this comment

pilder said...

copy that and that and that and that. I think you got some chili peppers in your beer. Not that I can see straight.

Posted May 20, 2008 10:33 PM | Reply to this comment

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