The un-official no handed track stand text messaging championionship:
1st : Sebastian
2nd : Mollly
3rd : Travis
Sharrow is a great name for a kitten.
It’s Bike to Work Day. But don’t let the calendar tell you when to ride your bike, ride your bike when you want to ride your bike.
When a cop pulls you over the best thing to do is keep your mouth shut. But I imagine saying a few things like this:
Cop: you just ran 3 lights and went the wrong way up 7th
I don’t think of it that way officer. I think of it as easing the constipation in the bowels of the city. Getting shit done. Moving shit around. Greasing the rails of commerce. Priming the pump of capitalism.
Cop: Have you been drinking?
Yes sir. Yes sir I have, for about 22 years.
Cop: Where’s your helmet?A better question might be…At what point do we stop looking for someone to blame and start taking responsibility for our own actions? You know what I mean officer? When do we stop doing the right thing because it’s the right thing to do and start worrying only about getting caught? Did you get picked on a lot in high school?
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