Welcome back bro dawg
it’s snot rocket surgery
it’s U-Dub you dig?
put your phone away
and look both ways when you step
into the street bro
back to school feeling
plus-minus 50,000
returning students
It seems just yesterday, we were rolling milquetoast AI-generated haikus welcoming the bro-dawgs back to campus. Now here it is, one year later. Time flies. The culture shock never fails to shock me, as 52,316 students return to campus, as well as faculty and staff.
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