what was that? is that all there is? who is this? this is it.

If and when Buddha ever wants to meditate in Gerberding Hall,  there’ll be a fake-as-fuck fig tree on the 2nd floor thanks to me via the FedEx-Ground half-ass chuffer that schluffed it off onto the electric ass bathtubs, with all the other shit he didn’t want to deal with.  

The significance of the fig tree is not lost on me, as I find myself beneath the Bodhi tree consistently… …day in, day out. The same on the weekends as the rest of the days. Meditation, if you will. A random name generator. A kegerator. Georgetown Bodhizafa IPA. Point Break. Patrick Swayze. Bodhi. Bodhisattva. Buddha. Fig tree. 

Full circle cyclical cycle hand-delivered via bicycle. 

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